And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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