I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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