I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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