His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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