That's intense
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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