I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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