Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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