I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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