wat bout pragnant strippers??
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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