this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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