'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
At least life still wants to fuck me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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