i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
COCAINE IS GR8
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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