people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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