i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot