So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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