after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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