I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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