gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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