Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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