It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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