How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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