Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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