He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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