Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
