Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
God I need to hump something, right now.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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