Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Randomize
