yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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