I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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