i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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