i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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