its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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