Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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