Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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