Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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