i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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