you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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I know some influential drag queens
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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