It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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