margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just had sex on a roof
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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