at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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