that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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