Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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