Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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