VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It was confusing and full of hummus
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just had sex on a roof
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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