I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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