real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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