Your mouth is God's brothel.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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