my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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