Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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