So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
