Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
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imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.