Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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