I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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