She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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