I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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