My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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