True but thats because hes a fetus.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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