I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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