So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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